it笑话共找到it笑话8篇

it业情侣的对话

  女:最近发现你情绪低落,反应降低,是不是头脑里碎片太多?  男:我只是觉得越来越与同事不兼容了  女:也许这与你和他们的配置有关系,你们办公室好象就你一个是从外地毕业分到上海的。  男:这不是主要原因。有时,当他们谈得正热闹时,我一插话就死机。  女:难道你谈了什么非法话题吗?  男:不是我非法,他们谈论的一些行业应用话题,什么汽车啦、房子啦、三陪啦,版本太低,应该升级。  女:有时候,你应该学会向下兼容。  男:这是一个迅速更新换代的社会,向下兼容未免成本太高。而且,这还造成很大的资源浪费。我倒...

哈哈趣闻 热度:5621℃

Jokes About Senior Citizens

oldmagiciansneverdie,theyjusttheyjustchangecoloroldmagiciansneverdie,theyjustthey‘rejustfoolingthemselvesoldmaidscountonfingers,butyounggirlscountonlegsoldmathteachersneverdie,theyjustreducetolowesttermsoldmathematiciansneverdie,theyjustdisintegrateo...

英语笑话 热度:343℃

Painting shows it all

atanexhibitionofmilitarypaintingavisitorwasadmiringapicture."whatagreatrealistthatpainteris!"heexclaimed."whatpainter?""theonethatpaintedthispicture‘soldiersatwork‘.""yes,hutsomethingiswrongthere.thosesoldiersaren‘tworkingatall!""thatisjustthegreates...

英语笑话 热度:280℃

Humor about Senior Citizens

oldkidsneverdie,theyjustgrowupoldknightsinchainmailneverdie,theyjustshuffleofftheirmetalcoilsoldlaserphysicistsneverdie,theyjustbecomeincoherentoldlawyersneverdie,theyjustlosetheirappealoldlawyersneverdie,theyjustlosetheirbriefsoldlibrariansneverdie,...

英语笑话 热度:330℃

Go to the hospital

fourexpectantfatherswereinaminneapolishospitalwaitingroom,whiletheirwiveswereinlabor.thenursearrivedandannouncedtothefirstman,"congratulationssir,you‘rethefatheroftwins.""whatacoincidence!"themansaidwithsomeobviouspride."iworkfortheminnesotatwinsbase...

英语笑话 热度:497℃

And what if I swallow it

amanentersabarbershopforashave.whilethebarberisfoaminghimup,hementionstheproblemhehasgettingacloseshavearoundhischeeks."ihavejustthething,"saysthebarber,takingasmallwoodenballfromanearbydrawer."justplacethisbetweenyourcheekandgum."theclientplacestheb...

英语笑话 热度:357℃

More polite

afatmanandaskinnymanwerearguingaboutwhowasthemorepolite.theskinnymansaidhewasmorepolitebecausehealwaystippedhishattoladies.butthefatmanknewhewasthemorecourteousbecause,wheneverhegotupandofferedhisseat,twoladiescouldsitdown. ...

英语笑话 热度:329℃

it was overdue

yourfunnystorywastoooverdue.iusedtohearaboutitwheniwasjustamiddleschoolstudent.haveyoueverheardaboutthissentence:"webrotherwhoandwho"? ...

英语笑话 热度:309℃

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