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Not lost

atravelercametoariveroneday.hehiredboatmantotakehimtotheotherside.itwasawindydayandthewaveswereveryhigh.sothetravelerwasalittleafraid."areyousurewecancrosstheriversafely?"heasked."ofcourse,"answeredtheboatman.theboatleftthebank."hasanyoneeverbeenlost...

英语笑话 2020-08-17 13:46:17 赞(86) 阅读(296)

Delivering a baby

acountrydoctorwentwayouttotheboondockstodeliverababy.itwassofarout,therewasnoelectricity.whenthedoctorarrived,noonewashomeexceptforthelaboringmotherandher5-year-oldchild.thedoctorinstructedthechildtoholdalanternhighsohecouldsee,whilehehelpedthewomand...

英语笑话 2020-08-22 00:29:35 赞(84) 阅读(339)

Women talk more than men

ahusband,provingtohiswifethatwomentalkmorethanmen,showedherastudywhichindicatedthatmenuseontheaverageonly15,000wordsaday,whereaswomenuse30,000wordsaday.shethoughtaboutthisforawhileandthentoldherhusbandthatwomenusetwiceasmanywordsasmenbecausetheyhavet...

英语笑话 2020-09-09 23:27:25 赞(41) 阅读(930)

Broken engagement

thesoldierwasannoyedandupsetwhenhisgirlwrotebreakingofftheirengagementandaskingforherphotographback.hewentoutandcollectedfromhisfriendsalltheunwantedphotographsofwomenthathecouldfind,bundledthemalltogetherandsentthembackwithanotesaying,"regretcannotr...

英语笑话 2020-08-22 15:29:58 赞(48) 阅读(304)

sandwiches

thereisthisguyandthisgirlandtheywanttohavesex.sotheygotothegirlshouseandbeforeenteringthegirlstopstheguyandsays."mylittlesistersleepsonthebottombunkofourbunkbedandidonotwanthertoknowwhatwearedoing,sowhenisay`baloney`itmeanspushharder,andwhenisay`past...

英语笑话 2020-08-23 13:15:27 赞(72) 阅读(276)

A SWEET POEM

asweetpoemitmeansthat...you"reahopelessromantic,aculturedpersonwhorecognizesthepowerandbeautyofthewrittenword.oryou"reusedtocheapgiftsandliketopassyourselfoffasaculturedpersonwhorecognizesthepowerandbeautyofthewrittenword. ...

英语笑话 2020-09-11 19:30:46 赞(37) 阅读(321)

Naming your child

therewasawomanwhowaspregnantwithtwins,andshortlybeforetheyweredue,shehadanaccidentandwentintoacoma.herhusbandwasawayonbusiness,andunabletobereached.whileinthecoma,shegavebirthtohertwins,andtheonlypersonaroundtonameherchildrenwasherbrother.whenthemoth...

英语笑话 2020-08-13 18:48:57 赞(38) 阅读(379)

Flying near Athens

astheplanewasflyinglowoversomehillsnearathens,aladyaskedthestewardess:"what‘sthatstuffonthosehills?""justsnow,"repliedthestewardess."that‘swhatithought,"saidthelady,"butthisfellowinfrontofmesaiditwasgreece." ...

英语笑话 2020-09-05 00:51:19 赞(40) 阅读(323)

Loss of voice

oneguygoestoadoctorandsays,"doctor,mywifehaslosthervoice.whatshouldidotohelphergetitback?"thedoctorreplies,"trytocomehomeat3inthemorning." ...

英语笑话 2020-08-29 18:23:27 赞(22) 阅读(304)

Go to the hospital

fourexpectantfatherswereinaminneapolishospitalwaitingroom,whiletheirwiveswereinlabor.thenursearrivedandannouncedtothefirstman,"congratulationssir,you‘rethefatheroftwins.""whatacoincidence!"themansaidwithsomeobviouspride."iworkfortheminnesotatwinsbase...

英语笑话 2020-09-05 22:26:40 赞(48) 阅读(501)

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