铁棒磨成针

有一财主想娶一百个老婆，可管家对他说了一句话，他就打消了这念头，你猜管家说什么——铁棒磨成针 ...

英语笑话 2020-09-02 21:40:33 赞(46) 阅读(945)

很欠打的损人短息

1、很久墨收到你的信息俺很心疼俺想到死曾用薯片割过脉用豆腐撞过头用降落伞跳过楼用面条上过吊可都墨死成你就请俺吃顿饭撑死俺算了 2、如果感到心里挖凉挖凉的，请拨打俺的电话！谈感情请按1，谈工作请按2，谈人生请按3，给俺介绍对象请按5，请俺吃饭请直说，找俺借钱请挂机。 3、你都长大了，有些事应该让你知道了：天，是用来刮风下雨的；地，是用来长花长草的；我，是用来证明人类是多伟大的；你是用来炖粉条的。 4、钱可以买房子但买不到家，能买到婚姻但买不到爱，可以买到钟表但买不到时间，...

英语笑话 2020-09-17 22:00:56 赞(23) 阅读(2647)

最有创意的骚扰短信排行榜

　　no.1　最无聊的骚扰短信　　没事！没事！没事！没事！没事！没事！没事！　　没事！没事！没事！没事！没事！没事！没事！　　就跟你说没事了你还按个屁啊！　　no.2　最气人的骚扰短信　　听说你被拐卖，真的把我吓坏，你虽从小痴呆，却对社会无害，谁人如此大胆，竟敢拿你去卖，我真替他担心，卖得掉才怪!　　no.3　最搞笑的骚扰短信　　“妈，我13岁了，我要戴胸罩。”“不行。”“我要用卫生巾。”“也不行。”&ldq...

英语笑话 2020-09-09 10:26:54 赞(19) 阅读(1456)

Grocery shopping

amanobservedawomaninthegrocerystorewithathreeyearoldgirlinherbasket.astheypassedthecookiesection,thechildaskedforcookiesandhermothertoldher"no."thelittlegirlimmediatelybegantowhineandfuss,andthemothersaidquietly,"nowellen,wejusthavehalfoftheaisleslef...

英语笑话 2020-09-02 09:53:03 赞(77) 阅读(2155)

Guests for dinner

thefollowingisatruestory.therewasthislittlekidwhohadabadhabitofsuckinghisthumb.hismotherfinallytoldhimthatifhedidn‘tstopsuckinghisthumb,he‘dgetfat.twoweekslater,hismotherhadherfriendsoverforagameofbridge.theboypointstoanobviouslypregnantwomanandsays,...

英语笑话 2020-09-08 22:19:07 赞(32) 阅读(1127)

Not a dancer

aladywenttoapetshoptobuyaparakeet.sheaskedtheclerkforabirdthatcouldsing.themansoldheraparakeet,andshetookithome.there,sheexaminedthebirdandfoundoutithadabrokenleg.shereturnedtothestorewiththebirdandtoldtheclerkthatthebirdhadabrokenleg."lady,"heanswer...

英语笑话 2020-08-19 01:48:38 赞(77) 阅读(1459)

Humor about retirement

oldfootballplayersneverdie,theyjustgototheendzoneoldfootballersneverdie,theyjustkickthebucketoldforestersneverdie,theyjustpineawayoldfridgerepairmenneverdie,theyjustblowtheircoololdfrogsneverdie,theyjustcroakoldfruitneverdie,itjustpear-ishesoldgarage...

英语笑话 2020-10-17 11:33:54 赞(24) 阅读(686)

France Jokes

q:didyouhearaboutthefrenchmanwhojumpedintotheriverinparis?a:hewasdeclaredtobeinseine.------------------------------------------------------------fredwassayinghisprayersashisfatherpassedbyhisbedroomdoor."godblessmommy,andgodblessdaddy,andpleasemakecal...

英语笑话 2020-08-16 08:54:19 赞(74) 阅读(854)

He told me to see you

doctor:andwhomdidyouconsultaboutyourillnessbeforeyoucametome?patient:onlythedruggistdownatthecorner.doctor:andwhatsortofridiculousadvicedidhegaveyou?patient:hetoldmetoseeyou! ...

英语笑话 2020-09-11 22:00:00 赞(67) 阅读(1295)

High and low voice

"canyouexplaintomewhatthedifferenceisbetweenahigh-pitchedandlow-pitchedvoice?""ahigh-pitchedvoiceiswhenmyfatherscoldsme；alow-pitchedvoiceiswhenmyfatherspeakswithhisboss." ...

英语笑话 2020-10-01 07:55:03 赞(81) 阅读(910)

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铁棒磨成针

很欠打的损人短息

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Grocery shopping

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He told me to see you

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