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Catch a cold

duringthefight,theboxerswipedtheairfuriously,butcouldnothithisopponent."howamidoing?"heaskedthecoachattheendoftheround."well,ifyoukeepthisup,"repliedthecoach,"hemightfeelthewindandcatchacold." ...

英语笑话 2020-09-09 03:41:27 赞(20) 阅读(1362)

The plural form of "child"

teacher:whatisthepluralofman,tom?tom:men.teacher:good.andthepluralofchild?tom:twins. ...

英语笑话 2020-08-30 16:20:24 赞(20) 阅读(572)

苦命的 salesman

苦命的salesmananinsectrepellentsalesmantriedtosellhisproducttoafarmer.hesaidhewasn"tinterestedbecausehehadn"tseenanybugsorinsectsonhisfarmforyears.thesalesmanindicatedhehadawifeandfourkidsandreallyneededthemoney.thefarmerstilldidn"tthinkheneededanyinsec...

英语笑话 2020-09-04 06:58:14 赞(68) 阅读(1126)

Old Age Humor

oldcreditcardsneverdie,theyjustexpireoldcricketersneverdie,theyjustgetbowledoveroldcricketersneverdie,theyjustgetsmashedforsixolddancersneverdie,theyjuststepawayolddaredevilsneverdie,theyjustgetdiscouragedolddeansneverdie,theyjustlosetheirfacultiesol...

英语笑话 2020-09-23 18:43:51 赞(42) 阅读(884)

Shopping for goods

awomanmeanttocallarecordstorebutdialedthewrongnumberandgotaprivatehomeinstead."doyouhave‘eyesofblue‘and‘alovesupreme‘?"sheasked."well,no,"answeredthepuzzledhomeowner."butihaveawifeandelevenchildren.""isthatarecord?"sheinquired."idon‘tthinkso,"replied...

英语笑话 2020-10-07 22:17:44 赞(38) 阅读(962)

Humor about the old

oldcannersneverdie,theyarepreservedoldcarsneverdie,theyjustgetrunintothegroundoldcashiersneverdie,theyjustcheckoutoldchauffeursneverdie,theyjustlosetheirdriveoldchemistsneverdie,theyjustdoitinorganicallyoldchemistsneverdie,theyjustfailtoreactoldchemi...

英语笑话 2020-09-13 00:51:38 赞(58) 阅读(743)

Humor about the elderly

oldbasketballplayersneverdie,theyjustgoondribblingoldbeekeepersneverdie,theyjustbuzzoffoldbikersneverdie,butthey‘rehardontiresoldbiologistsneverdie,theyjustfermentawayoldblondesneverfade,theyjustdyeawayoldbookkeepersneverdie,theyjustlosetheirfigureso...

英语笑话 2020-08-19 06:35:27 赞(73) 阅读(404)

A second language

acatandherfourkittensranintoalargedog.whenthekittenscowered,thecatletoutaseriesofloudbarks,scaringthedogaway.turningtoherkittens,thecatsaid,"youseehowimportantitistoknowasecondlanguage." ...

英语笑话 2020-09-01 03:03:56 赞(26) 阅读(707)

A deleted file

caller:"ideletedafilefrommypclastweekandihavejustrealisedthatineedit.ifiturnmysystemclockbacktwoweekswillihavemyfilebackagain?". ...

英语笑话 2020-09-09 05:28:43 赞(5) 阅读(394)

Choose a punishment

privateloydswasbroughtupbeforetheunitcoforsomeoffence."youcantakeyourchoice,private-onemonth‘srestrictionortwentyday‘spay,"saidtheofficer."allright,sir,"saidthebrightsoldier,"i‘lltakethemoney." ...

英语笑话 2020-08-25 16:37:45 赞(10) 阅读(481)

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