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An opponent lost his head

whilemakingalong,dullspeech,apoliticianreceivedagreatdealofhecklingfromthegallery.secondly,someonethrewacabbageontothestage."ladiesandgentlemen,"saidthepolitician,"iseethatoneofmyopponentshaslosthishead." ...

英语笑话 2020-08-30 21:35:50 赞(13) 阅读(344)

A special football match

mikewaslateforschool.hesaidtohisteacher,mr.brack,"excusemeformycominglate,sir.iwatchedafootballmatchinmydream.""whydiditmakeyoulate?"inquiredtheteacher."becauseneitherteamcouldwinthegame,soitlastedalongtime."repliedmike. ...

英语笑话 2020-09-09 07:11:41 赞(97) 阅读(422)

A game of animal football

theanimalswerebored.finally,thelionhadanidea."iknowareallyexcitinggamethatthehumansplaycalledfootball.i‘veseenitont.v."heproceededtodescribeittotherestoftheanimalsandtheyallgotexcitedaboutitsotheydecidedtoplay.theywentouttothefieldandchoseupteamsandw...

英语笑话 2020-10-21 06:23:45 赞(26) 阅读(405)

Jokes About Death

oldteachersneverdie,theyjustlosetheirclassoldtelephonesneverdie,theyjuststopringingoldthermodynamicistsneverdie,theyjustachievetheirstate--ofmaximumentropyoldtiretubesneverdie,theyjustgetpuncturedoldtrashneverdies,theyjustburyitoldtrigonometryteacher...

英语笑话 2020-08-25 07:49:54 赞(32) 阅读(442)

Pass out in shock

themanpassedoutinadeadfaintashecameoutofhisfrontdoorontotheporch.someonedialed911.whentheparamedicsarrived,theyhelpedhimregainconsciousnessandaskedifheknewwhatcausedhimtofaint."itwasenoughtomakeanybodyfaint,"hesaid."mysonaskedmeforthekeystothegarage,...

英语笑话 2020-08-30 00:44:16 赞(54) 阅读(342)

New chemical warfare

aninstructorinchemicalwarfareaskedsoldiersinhisclass:"anyoneknowstheformulaforwater?""sure.that‘seasy,"saidoneman."whatisit?""h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o.""what,what?"reaskedtheinstructor."htoo,"explainedthechemistryexpert. ...

英语笑话 2020-09-09 20:15:55 赞(56) 阅读(318)

Sooner or later

athiefwithalongrecordwasbroughtbeforethejudge.judge:haveyoueverstolenthings?thief:oh,nowandthen.judge:andwherehaveyoustolenthesethings?thief:oh,hereandthere.judge:right.lockhimup,officer.thief:hey,whendoigetoutjail?judge:oh,soonerorlater. ...

英语笑话 2020-09-05 16:39:27 赞(81) 阅读(568)

Worries about mad cow disease

therewerethesetwocows,chattingoverthefencebetweentheirfields.thefirstcowsaid,"itellyou,thismad-cow-diseaseisreallyprettyscary.theysayitisspreadingfast;iheardithitsomecowsdownonthejohnsonfarm."theothercowreplies,"iain‘tworried,itdon‘taffectusducks." ...

英语笑话 2020-09-14 07:26:05 赞(10) 阅读(442)

Watch out for themselves

farmerjonespickedabigredappleandhandedittotheboysaying,"watchoutforworms.""whenieatapples,"repliedtheboy,"thewormshavetowatchoutforthemselves. ...

英语笑话 2020-08-24 21:31:36 赞(2) 阅读(573)

Much happier

captain:areyouhappynowthatyouareinthenavy?ableseamanjack:yes,sir.captain:whatwereyoubeforeyoucameintothenavy?ableseamanjack:muchhappier. ...

英语笑话 2020-10-21 00:31:12 赞(30) 阅读(423)

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