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I always do

twomotoristsstoppedhead-ononabridgetoonarrowfortheircarstopass."ineverbackupforanidiot."saidonedriverangrily."ialwaysdo."repliedtheotherasheshiftedintoreverse. ...

英语笑话 2020-10-25 09:13:50 赞(21) 阅读(597)

Kids tough question

kidscansometimesaskthetoughestquestions.son:father,caniaskyouaquestion?father:okask.son:whenadoctordoctorsadoctor,doesthedoctordoingthedoctoringdoctorasthedoctorbeingdoctoredwantstobedoctoredordoesthedoctordoingthedoctoringdoctorashewantstodoctor.fat...

英语笑话 2020-08-28 16:43:07 赞(38) 阅读(469)

Wedding Anniversary

acouplegoesouttodinnertocelebratetheir50thweddinganniversary.onthewayhome,shenoticesatearinhiseyeandasksifhe‘sgettingsentimentalbecausethey‘recelebrating50wonderfulyearstogether.hereplies,"no,iwasthinkingaboutthetimebeforewegotmarried.yourfatherthrea...

英语笑话 2020-08-17 00:07:57 赞(41) 阅读(482)

A short history of medicine

"doctor,ihaveanearache."2000b.c.-"here,eatthisroot."1000b.c.-"thatrootisheathen,saythisprayer."1850a.d.-"thatprayerissuperstition,drinkthispotion."1940a.d.-"thatpotionissnakeoil,swallowthispill."1985a.d.-"thatpillisineffective,takethisantibiotic."200...

英语笑话 2020-08-27 14:21:19 赞(68) 阅读(294)

A cat’s dictionary

purring:soundofacatmanufacturingcuteness.purrverse:poemaboutastrangekitty.purranoia:thefearthatyourcatisuptosomething.humanbeing:automaticdooropenerforcats.purrpetual:everlastinglovefordomesticatedfelines.purrson:amalekitty.purrpetualmotion:akittypla...

英语笑话 2020-09-18 22:34:10 赞(89) 阅读(347)

Distance from the accident

acarpenterwasgivingevidenceaboutanaccidenthehadwitnessed.thejudgeaskedhimhowfarawayhewasfromtheaccident.thecarpenterreplied"twentysevenfeet,sixandonehalfinches"."what?howcomeyouaresosureofthatdistance?",askedthejudge."well,iknewsomeidiotwouldaskme.so...

英语笑话 2020-09-04 03:04:45 赞(36) 阅读(289)

Movies changed

forthefirsttimeinmanyyears,aanoldmantraveledfromhisruraltowntothecitytoattendamovie.afterbuyinghisticket,hestoppedattheconcessionstandtopurchasesomepopcorn.handingtheattendant$1.50,hecouldn‘thelpbutcomment,"thelasttimeicametothemovies,popcornwasonly1...

英语笑话 2020-08-31 06:40:35 赞(90) 阅读(375)

Revealing Gift Test

revealinggifttestwhichgiftwouldyoulike?todetermineyourpersonality,pickthegiftyou"dmostliketoreceive. ...

英语笑话 2020-09-06 15:52:51 赞(16) 阅读(270)

The Watermelon Patch

therewasafarmerwhoraisedwatermelons.hewasdoingprettywellbuthewasdisturbedbysomelocalkidswhowouldsneakintohiswatermelonpatch(西瓜地)atnightandeathiswatermelons.aftersomecarefulthoughthecomesupwithacleverideathathethinkswillscarethekidsawayforsure.sohemak...

英语笑话 2020-09-01 01:25:40 赞(55) 阅读(408)

Jokes About Senior Citizens

oldmagiciansneverdie,theyjusttheyjustchangecoloroldmagiciansneverdie,theyjustthey‘rejustfoolingthemselvesoldmaidscountonfingers,butyounggirlscountonlegsoldmathteachersneverdie,theyjustreducetolowesttermsoldmathematiciansneverdie,theyjustdisintegrateo...

英语笑话 2020-09-02 00:41:32 赞(68) 阅读(349)

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