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Have a first child

amanandhiswifeweremakingtheirfirstdoctorvisit,thewifebeingpregnantwiththeirfirstchild.aftereverythingcheckedout,thedoctortookasmallstampandstampedthewife‘sstomachwithindelibleink.thecouplewascuriousaboutwhatthestampwasfor,sowhentheygothome,thehusband...

英语笑话 2020-08-28 12:09:54 赞(60) 阅读(427)

Jokes about Age

oldmusiciansneverdie,theyjustgetplayedoutoldmusiciansneverdie,theyjustgofrombartobaroldnuclearpowerplantsneverdie,theyjustgooff-lineoldnumericalanalystsneverdie,theyjustgetdisarrayedoldowlsneverdie,theyjustdon‘tgiveahootoldpacifistsneverdie,theyjustg...

英语笑话 2020-08-21 08:01:27 赞(90) 阅读(393)

Recently seen

recentlyseenonacard...outside:wedontfeelsorryforyoublowingallthosecandles,whataboutus...inside:...wehadtostayupallnightlightingthem! ...

英语笑话 2020-08-31 06:20:17 赞(49) 阅读(350)

One hundred percent

patient:doctor,pleasetellmethetruth.whataremychancesofrecovery?doctor:justonehundredpercent!statisticsshowthatonlynineoutoftendieofthedisease.nownineofmypatientshavealreadydiedofit.youarethetenth! ...

英语笑话 2020-10-02 18:35:44 赞(65) 阅读(332)

The pre-birth class

whenoursecondchildwasontheway,mywifeandiattendedapre-birthclassaimedatcoupleswhohadalreadyhadatleastonechild.theinstructorraisedtheissueofbreakingthenewstotheolderchild.itwentlikethis:"someparents,"shesaid,"telltheolderchild,‘weloveyousomuchwedecided...

英语笑话 2020-08-15 04:39:04 赞(95) 阅读(308)

Diplomatic way

amanentersarestaurant,takesaseat,and,insteadofusingthenapkin,takesthetableclothfromthetableandtucksitaroundhisneck.theheadwaiterseesitandtellsthewaitertogoandtellhim,inadiplomaticway,thatwhathedidwasincorrect.thewaitergoestothemanandsays,"gooddaytoyo...

英语笑话 2020-09-23 04:55:59 赞(70) 阅读(900)

New hearing aid

seemsanelderlygentlemanhadserioushearingproblemsforanumberofyears.hewenttothedoctorandthedoctorwasabletohavehimfittedforasetofhearingaidsthatallowedthegentlemantohear100%.theelderlygentlemanwentbackinamonthtothedoctorandthedoctorsaid,"yourhearingispe...

英语笑话 2020-08-16 20:50:39 赞(2) 阅读(386)

Humor About Elderly People

oldradiosneverdie,theyjuststopreceivingoldrailroadersneverdie,theyjustderailoldrainpuddlesneverdie,theyjustdryupoldsailorsneverdie,theyjustgetalittle"dinghy"oldsailorsneverdie,theyjustlosetheirporpoiseoldsalesmenneverdie,theyjustgooutofcommissionolds...

英语笑话 2020-09-08 09:36:08 赞(32) 阅读(290)

Humor about Death

oldwantsneverdie,theybecomeneedsoldwatchmakersneverdie,theyjustrunoutoftimeoldwatchmakersneverdie,theyjustunwindoldwatchmakersneverdie,theyjustwinddownoldweathermenneverdie,theyreignforeveroldwhitewaterraftersneverdie,theyjustgetdisgorgedoldwoolcoats...

英语笑话 2020-09-02 02:00:02 赞(76) 阅读(285)

Great first parent

thefirstparentbybillcosbywheneveryourkidsareoutofcontrol,youcantakecomfortfromthethoughtthatevengod‘somnipotencedidnotextendtohiskids.aftercreatingheavenandearth,godcreatedadamandeve.andthefirstthinghesaidtothemwas:"don‘t.""don‘twhat?",adamreplied."d...

英语笑话 2020-10-14 00:13:18 赞(36) 阅读(356)

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