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Painting shows it all

atanexhibitionofmilitarypaintingavisitorwasadmiringapicture."whatagreatrealistthatpainteris!"heexclaimed."whatpainter?""theonethatpaintedthispicture‘soldiersatwork‘.""yes,hutsomethingiswrongthere.thosesoldiersaren‘tworkingatall!""thatisjustthegreates...

英语笑话 2020-09-07 14:48:34 赞(8) 阅读(282)

We have new babies

forweeksasix-yearoldladkepttellinghisfirst-gradeteacheraboutthebabybrotherorsisterthatwasexpectedathishouse.onedaythemotherallowedtheboytofeelthemovementsoftheunbornchild.thesix-yearoldwasobviouslyimpressed,butmadenocomment.furthermore,hestoppedtelli...

英语笑话 2020-10-11 22:06:25 赞(68) 阅读(370)

Expert on parenting

thefollowingisatruestorywrittenbyaneducationalpsychologistandherexperienceonaplane.onaflighttoflorida,iwaspreparingmynotesforoneoftheparent-educationseminarsiconductasaneducationalpsychologist.theelderlywomansittingnexttomeexplainedthatshewasreturnin...

英语笑话 2020-10-17 00:51:10 赞(77) 阅读(330)

Eating some peanuts

therewasanoldmanwhosefamilycouldnolongeraffordtotakecareofhim.sothefamilydecidedthatanusringfortheagedwouldbeappropriate.ofcoursetheoldmanrejectedtheidea,butnosoonerhewasconvincedthatitwastherightthingtodo.onhisfirstdayatthehome,hespentmostofhistimel...

英语笑话 2020-08-14 14:08:12 赞(31) 阅读(377)

the thinnest book

whatisthethinnestbookintheworld?"whatmenknowaboutwomen." ...

英语笑话 2020-08-28 21:17:17 赞(97) 阅读(289)

Adults have learned

greattruthsaboutlifethatadultshavelearnedraisingteenagersislikenailingjell-otoatree.thereisalwaysalottobethankfulforifyoutakethetimetolook.forexample:i‘msittingherethinkinghowniceitisthatwrinklesdon‘thurt.onereasontosmileisthateverysevenminutesofever...

英语笑话 2020-09-26 13:14:10 赞(5) 阅读(333)

Single man at the supermarket

ayoungmanwentshopping.heboughtasmallcanofcorn,asmallcanoftuna(金枪鱼）,asmalljarofmayo（蛋黄酱）,asmalllemonandaverysmallboxofteabags.whenhecametothecounterthegirlatthecashregistersmiledathimandsaid;"dearest,youmustbesingle.""why,doyoumeanbecauseibuysolittlef...

英语笑话 2020-09-05 06:24:51 赞(62) 阅读(350)

The blonde and the farmer

therewasablondethatwassosickofblondejokesshediedherhairred.thejokesstoppedandshefeltsogood,shetookarideinthecountryonesaturdayafternoon.whileonthisride,shenoticedaflockofsheepandstoppedthecartotakeintheirbeauty.shenoticedthefarmerjuststandingtherewat...

英语笑话 2020-08-19 17:26:33 赞(64) 阅读(367)

How old are you?

awomanwalkeduptoalittleoldmanrockinginachaironhisporch."icouldn‘thelpnoticinghowhappyyoulook,"shesaid."what‘syoursecretforalonghappylife?""ismokethreepacksofcigarettesaday,"hesaid."ialsodrinkacaseofwhiskeyaweek,eatfattyfoods,andneverexercise.""that‘s...

英语笑话 2020-08-22 16:37:05 赞(96) 阅读(1040)

The story of the bats

twovampirebatswakeupinthemiddleofthenight,thirstyforblood.onesays,"let‘sflyoutofthecaveandgetsomeblood.""we‘renewhere,"saysthesecondone."it‘sdarkout,andwedon‘tknowwheretolook.we‘dbetterwaituntiltheotherbatsgowithus."thefirstbatreplies,"whoneedsthem?i...

英语笑话 2020-08-23 17:58:59 赞(73) 阅读(397)

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