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Humor about Senior Citizens

oldkidsneverdie,theyjustgrowupoldknightsinchainmailneverdie,theyjustshuffleofftheirmetalcoilsoldlaserphysicistsneverdie,theyjustbecomeincoherentoldlawyersneverdie,theyjustlosetheirappealoldlawyersneverdie,theyjustlosetheirbriefsoldlibrariansneverdie,...

英语笑话 2020-08-13 00:34:41 赞(19) 阅读(333)

swap partners for sex

amarriedcoupleonthefarmarevisitedbyanaliencouple.thealiencoupleaskedthehumancoupleiftheywouldliketoswappartnersforsex.theyagree,thehumanwomanandalienmanaretogether.shesays,"youhaveasmallpenis!"thealienmanreplies,"pullmyears!"soshepullshisearsandhispe...

英语笑话 2020-09-13 04:32:12 赞(19) 阅读(429)

Steven Wright on dogs

theotherday,iwaswalkingmydogaroundmybuilding...ontheledge.somepeopleareafraidofheights.notme,i‘mafraidofwidths.ihadadogonce.ispilledspotremoveronhim,andnowhe‘sgone.iputcontactlensesinmydog‘seyes.theyhadlittlepicturesofcatsonthem.thenitookoneoutandher...

英语笑话 2020-08-31 20:30:50 赞(41) 阅读(279)

a man and E.T.

whatisthedifferencebetweenamanande.t.?e.t.phonedhome ...

英语笑话 2020-08-16 16:03:40 赞(21) 阅读(372)

China Jokes

q:didyouhearaboutthenewamericanexpresscardtheyareissuinginredchina?a:youneverleavehome. ...

英语笑话 2020-10-24 16:08:53 赞(34) 阅读(322)

a funny thing

wheniwasafreshmaninouruniversity,oneday,ournewteacherwantustosaysthaboutyourselfthen,astudentstandedup,andsaid"icomefromshandong,andiwanttolearnmorewheniminuniversity,andhopegood,goodstudy,day,dayup.thenourteachersaiditischineseenglish,good,goodstudy...

英语笑话 2020-08-13 00:32:24 赞(49) 阅读(400)

Hard of hearing

threeretirees,eachwithahearingloss,weretakingawalkonefinemarchday.oneremarkedtotheother,"windy,ain‘tit?""no,"thesecondmanreplied,"it‘sthursday."andthethirdmanchimedin,"soami.let‘shaveacoke." ...

英语笑话 2020-09-04 07:58:49 赞(6) 阅读(292)

Humor about Age

oldpostalcarriersneverdie,theyjustlosetheirzipoldprintersneverdie,they‘rejustnotthetypeoldprogrammersneverdie,theyjustbyteitoldprogrammersneverdie,theyjustdecompileoldprogrammersneverdie,theyjustgetbuggedwithlifeoldprogrammersneverdie,theyjustgotobit...

英语笑话 2020-08-25 05:16:11 赞(85) 阅读(351)

Bathroom troubles

threeoldmenaresittingontheporchofaretirementhome.thefirstsays,"fellas,igotrealproblems.i‘mseventyyearsold.everymorningatseveno‘clockigetupanditrytourinate.alldaylongitrytourinate.theygivemeallkindsofmedicinebutnothinghelps."thesecondoldmansays,"youth...

英语笑话 2020-08-30 10:24:05 赞(35) 阅读(398)

I’m Cess

amanwaswalkingalongthestreetwhenhesawaladdergoingintotheclouds.asanyofuswoulddo,heclimbedtheladder.hereachedacloud,uponwhichsataratherplumpandveryuglywoman."screwmeorclimbtheladdertosuccess,"shesaid.nocontest,thoughttheman,soheclimbedtheladdertothene...

英语笑话 2020-09-02 19:22:45 赞(39) 阅读(330)

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